Mai Apne Sar Par Hath
Rakh Kar Kasam Khata Hu
Ki Main Jo Kuch Kahunga Sch Kahuch
Sach Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Kahunga
Lekin Main Jab Bhi Kisi Se
Kuch Kahne Jata Hu
To Log Kahte Hai
Stop That Stop That


Meri Bate Sunkar Dekho Hasna Sahi
Use Juth Mankar Kahi Fasna Nahi
Mai Sab Sach Kahta Hu Aapki Kasam
Maine Piya Nahi Whisky Bear Ya Rum
Madhuri Dixir Mili Hame Raste Mein
Khaye Chale Hamne Saste Mein
Usne Kaha Tere Sang Shadi Rachau
Ghar Tere Aake Main Parathe Pakau
Madhuri Ko Kaha Mere Ghar Na Aana
Sabere Ko Bol Diya Na Baba Na


Chahe Dahej Mein De
Mujhe Koi Sone Ka Car
Ya Aake De De Mujhe Heero Ka Har
Par Shadi Ke Liye
Main To Abhi Kacha Hu
Abhi So Sal Ka Bacha Hu
Mere Daddu Pahne Dypar
Chasme Par Unke Whiper
Daddy Ki Tute Haddi


Jad Khele Wo Kabaddi
Maine Awrest Pe Footbal Khela Hai
Dono Hatho Se Train Ko Dhakela Hai
Kusti Me Dara Singh Mera Chela Hai
Mere Ghodo Ka Chat Ek Tabela Hai


Dhiru Bhai Ambani Aaye Leke Saaikal
Chay Pi Gaye To Muje Dena Pada Bil
Harshad Maheta Muje Mila Mandir Ke Dwar
Paanch Rupe Mange Usne Mujse Udhar
Blank Chek Deke Maine Saain Kar Di
Harshad Me Se Usne Sutkesh Kharidi


Ab Income Pe Koi Tax Nahi Rahega
Or So Ke Note Pe Mera Photo Chapega
Riswat Compulsary Karne Ka Abhiyan Hoga
Letest Feshion Ka Trend Chaddy Baniyan Hoga
Or Jo Koi Bhi Chunaw Hara Sar Mundwayega Sara
Jo Bhi Dega Jhutha Bhashan
Na Milega Use Rashan


Gharwali Milegi Sabko Gungi
Officer Pahnenge Ab Sirf Lungi
Long Effort Me B Operation Karenge
Sarkari Karamchari Sab Kam Karenge

Andha Kaha Chalo Film Dekhe
Langada Bola Nahi Aaja Footbal Sikhe
Ganja Puche Kaha Gaya Mera Kangha
Lule Ne Mara Mukka To Hua Danga
Supari Khake Mare Budha Pichkari
Andhe Nedekha Use Ek Ankh Mari


Gunga Bina Sur Tal Gane Laga Gane
Bahre Ne Sun Ke Band Kiye Apne Kan
Tabhi Ek Tingu Ped Se Giraye Nariyal
Ab Se Jyada Bacho Walo
Ko To Hojayengi Jail
Pagal Beeh Aise Khele
Cricket Khele Ga Pele
Mr India Rakhe Dadi
Rambo Pahnega Sadi


Budhe Hone Pe Sabki Hight Ghategi
Sudh Hawa Pe Arkar Tax Rakhegi
Chote Bono Se Paso Ki Bel Khilegi
Pyar Karne Ki Permit Milegi


Aa Raha Hai Mera Ek Pictur Naya
Bachan Hai Villon Meri Heroine Jaya
Shubhash Ghai Ne Jab Mujhe Sign Kiya
Sath Baithke Hum Dono Ne Wine Piya
Jecky Chain Ko Sikhayi Maine Fight Action
Mere Gano Ko Churaye Mikal Jection
Actor Nahi Mai Criketar Bhi Hu


Main To Kapil Se Badiya Hard Haetor Bhi Hu
Tabhi Ghabrake Gumbling Ne Shout Kiya
Jab Sachin Ko Maine Bold Out Kiya
Main Aur Ratan Tata
Jab Lene Gaye Aata
Chkki Pe Mila Tyson
Sab Ko Bech Raha Tha Besan


Pt Usha Ne Mujhko Drinke
Colder Diya Tha
Jab Olympic Ki Daud Mein
Maine Gold Liya Tha
Ek Jyotish Ne Mera Hath Dekha Tha
Na Hoga Koi Mere Jaisa Aisa Kaha Tha


Meri Bate Sunkar Dekho Hasna Sahi
Use Juth Mankar Kahi Fasna Nahi
Main Sab Sach Kahta Hu Aapki Kasam
Maine Piya Nahi Whisky Bear Ya Rum
Stop That Stop That
Stop That Stop That
Stop That Stop That
Stop That Stop That.