Mujhe Yaad Hain Woh Baatein
Mere Bachpan Ki
Daddy Kehte Thhe Khota Sikka
Chalega Nahi


Mummy Pyar Se Khilati
Daal Chawal Aur Dahi
Maa Ke Hathon Ka Woh Jaadu
Five Star Mein Nahi


Marr Marr Ke Mili College Degree
Meri Job Ek Tragedy Hai Joke Salary


Ek Ladki Mili Thi
Woh Bhi Dump Kar Gayi
Dump Hone Ko Baitha Hoon
Koi Mile Toh Sahi


Banda Seedha Rab Da Main
Ditto Tere Warga Main
Kaam Ghalat Koi Karda Te
Phir Na Usko Chhad-Da Main


Kisi Ladki Ko Chhede Koi
Toh Dishoom
Kare Cheating Aur Khele Koi
Toh Dishoom


Mere India Ko Bura Kahan
Toh Dishoom
Jan Gan Pe Na Khada Hua
Toh Dishoom
Toh Dishoom, Toh Dishoom
Toh Dishoom..


Bathroom Mein Kishore Da Ke Gaane Gata Hu
Katy Perry Ki Photo Sang Leke Nahata Hu
Mere Aaju Baju Bikini Main Babes Nachdi
But Life Koi 'Honey Singh' Ka Video Nahi


Din Ko Me Chaahe Jitna Bhi Hero Hota Hu
Raaton Ko Takiye Ki Jhapi Leke Sota Hu
Kabhi Kabhi Kisi Party Me Zyada Ho Gayi Toh
Yaad Karke Purani Batein Khoob Rota Hu


Banda Seedha Rab Da Main
Ditto Tere Varga Main
Ek Wari Hath Fadd Laan Taan
Phir Kadi Nahi Chhad-Da Main


Ram Rahim Ladaaye Koi
Toh Dishoom
Chote Bachchn Ko Daraaye Koi
Toh Dishoom


Nasha Karke Jo Aaye Koi

Toh Dishoom
Mere Bhai Ko Sataaye Koi
Toh Dishoom


Toh Dishoom, Toh Dishoom
Toh Dishoom..


(Raftaar Rap)
Kabhi Na Karo Main Kaam Koi Aisa
Ke Jisse Jhuke Meri Gardan
Jeeta Hun Cheetah Hun
Paapo Se Sikha Hoon
Mujhpe Main Kuch Hai Burden
Jaise Har Dam
Ghar Chalana Hai Jaise Ya Taise
Chhote Sapno Ke Liye Jodun
Paise Paise Paise..


Arre Kaise Kaise Kaam Kare
Ta Ki Naam Bane
Duniya Dekh Ke Mujhko
Bhaijaan Ram Ram Kare
Par Dhyan Rahein Mujhko Kabhi Na Chedna
Dene Me Ik Dishoom Mujhko Lagegi Der Na


Oh Banda Seedha Rab Da Main
Ditto Tere Warga Main
Kaam Ghalat Koi Karda Te
Phir Na Usko Chhad-Da Main


Khud Apni Badhayi Kari
Toh Dishoom
Ratta Maar Ke Padhai Kari
Toh Dishoom


Rishwat Leke Kaam Kiya
Toh Dishoom
Raste Pe Traffic Jam Kiya
Toh Dishoom


Public Bhadkaye Koi
Toh Dishoom
Meri Bandi Ko Pataaye Koi
Toh Dishoom


Kal Picture Main Phone Baja
Toh Dishoom
Gaana Sunke Naa Aaya Mazaa
Toh Dishoom


Toh Dishoom, Toh Dishoom
Toh Dishoom..